"hey can I copy your homework?"
“I was gonna copy yours”
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
what do you mean setting myself on fire isn’t an acceptable way to burn calories
When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
Must reblog Black Widow. Always.
reasons i love my friends #6578
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST
nominated for 4 academy awards
I wanted to upload this idk??
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves